So, so accurate!
I contacted some apparatchik at the HO Service, who had whinged that I had apparently ‘jumped the gun’ by submitting my completed Self-Assessment Form a whole two weeks early.
I replied that they were lucky to get it at all, as I had been close to losing the will to live as I completed what I considered to be a passive-aggressive waste of time. Honestly – 24 pages of ‘Have you mentioned this point (and that point, and the other point) in your Complaints Policy?’
I begged them to save everybody time and effort and simply put out a Model Complaints Policy, tell everyone to adopt it (suitably adapted with their own names, addresses and contact details, ie like the excellent TAA Complaints Policy template), and then ‘manage it by exception’.. That is, we would confirm that we had adopted the model policy – and, if not, say why not.
End of. Job done in 5 minutes.
I do, of course, know that what I suggested won’t change anything as the apparatchik said as much. The HO service ‘had no plans to change their procedures’! And she then sent me on my merry way with several PDF information bulletins – presumably so I could re-educate myself away from thinking such heretical thoughts as I had suggested.
Nick Stiven
clerk@stjohnswilton.org.uk